A Girl Name Kelsey

THOUGHT OF THE DAY U.K. EDITION: OLD SPICE GIRLS (via MissTilaOMG!)

Kelsey — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 11:00:08 +0000

Miss Tila over at misstilaomg.com is in the UK went back in time and posted the spice girls video for 2 becomes 1 boy do i have memories of loving the spice girls STILL DO always wanted to be baby spice and i use to have the dolls too when geri left i stayed a true fan even after the split i stayed true to the other girls i was excited when they reunited ALL 5 GIRLS sad to say i wont ever get to see them perform thats a bitch lol THANKS MAMA TILA FOR BRINGING BACK THE 9O’S FOR THAT POST!

Man, can you believe it's been 14 years since the release of the Spice Girls debut album, "Spice"? When those girls were at the height of their success, they definitely had the world by its ankles!! Everybody was all about the Spice Girls and Girl Power, unless you were a boy of course. So in honor of Miss Tila be … Read More

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Exxxotica LA, The Pink Cross financial records, sex on the first date & self esteem issues as an adult entertainer (via Monica at Home)

Kelsey — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 01:19:05 +0000

i use to support shelley and the pink cross! but now my mind is change thanks to julie meadows & monica foster I LOVE YA GIRLS!!!!! monica & julie are former pornstars now bloggers talking bought the industry

Tonight I discuss Julie Meadows newest video on the 2008 and 2009 Pink Cross Foundation financial records (which is a VERY well put together analysis of the 2008 and 2009 tax returns of The Pink Cross Foundation (which is run primarily by self proclaimed ex-pornstar Shelley Lubben), the lack of crowd and coverage of the LA Exxxotica convention and why that may have been (according to LukeFord.com ' s Ryan Rayzer). I also give some advice to a liv … Read More

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OOPS MY BAD!/New Stuff Coming!

Kelsey — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 17:03:35 +0000

Wazzzzup my guys and dolls KELSO LE FOU IS BACK! haven’t posted since big butter Jesus caught on fire and the fact I’ll have time to write more since this Wednesday is my last social skills group meet (I’M GONNA CRY) i was too occupied with that to do some blogging and i was also looking for some inspiration too but that fail and totally looking forward to some cool weather this week!!! but anyways i’m fixing my blog up to make it more cool and simple so that might be a while but het WATCH THIS SPACE!!

Black Butter Jesus Or Storms A Coming Jesus

Kelsey — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 06:12:12 +0000

IT’S OFFICIAL AND TO ANNOUNCE,

The biggest Jesus statue (or big butter Jesus or touchdown Jesus OR king of kings) was struck by lightning and burn to the ground R.I.P BIG BUTTER JESUS!

Here some pictures before and after!

BEFORE:

AFTER:

WHAT IN THE WORLD DID THEY MAKE THAT STATUE OUTTA THAT MADE IT BURN TO THE GROUND?

I Think I See The Light!!!

Kelsey — Mon, 31 May 2010 16:49:52 +0000

IT’S OFFICIAL!

I finally decided to be interfaith for now on i think it can be hard learning one religion and want to like the other i was really inspired by the Baha’i faith and how they "consort with the followers of all religions in a spirit of friendliness and fellowship." and i thought hey if i cant believe in one religion at one time how about believing in all the religions without freaking out my parents and the people who are close to me and hope it will help.

HEIDI,YOU DID IT!!!!

Kelsey — Sun, 30 May 2010 17:19:17 +0000

Give Heidi Montag a standing ovation she finally had the courage to leave that sleazebag Spencer “douche” Pratt hope she can have a better life without that dick!!

Go To HELL Hot Weather!

Kelsey — Fri, 28 May 2010 20:59:22 +0000

HOLY JEEBUS! IT’S FECKING hot already! this summer weather is a bitch cant stand it one bit i be happy with air conditioner that’s Iceland cold or a swimming pool sadly i aint got one only a fan that doesn’t even keep me cool . . . . . but i got to go swimming in my next door neighbors pool! i hope we get some cool weather or at least some rain this summer if not I’m going to have a the baddest sunburn in the universe and man its going to hurt like a Nazi getting whacked with a baseball bat by Eli Roth or that one scene from Scarface we all know what that scene was anyways I’m going to bitchslap the weather guys if i don’t get some cold rainy weather soon enough because I HATE THIS HOT MESS YOU CALL SUMMER KEEP IT IN IRAN FOLKS!

Finding My Religion

Kelsey — Thu, 27 May 2010 11:27:08 +0000

It’s been a few weeks since my last attempt to hurt myself and going back into treatment and I’m still recovering from all of my past attempts to hurt myself and going into treatment FOUR TIMES! i thought my problems with depression i thing religion was scaring me into suicide i happen to become a Christian 6 months before my 3rd attempt I’d gone to church and youth group but in November i had gone with my youth group on a overnight trip to Columbus Ohio and what the speaker said made me question my beliefs afterwards i couldn’t eat i ended up crying in the bathroom for a long time afterward we went to the bowling i also cried in the bathrooms there by the time i got home the same morning i was tired and didn’t want to talk then two months later I’m in my room trying to slit my wrist with a crummy steak knife and crying because god wasn’t helping me after a few months away from church i went back a few weeks later i was at it again now this time it was after youth group not only that my cousin was trying to convince me into being a JW he sent me books and WT’s and ask me to come to the memorial with him and to shut him up i went i told my mom when i had a family session at the hospital that he was bullying me into it i know what JW’s are but i don’t want to hurt my family members who are JW’s seriously i need to figure out what should be my beliefs now i want a religion that’s calming and doesn’t scare me oh wait there is one its Buddhism i don’t think all religions are scary i need one that doesn’t hurt me and doesn’t freak my parents out and myself, WATCH THIS SPACE Y’ALL!

2 Year Old Smoker WTF!

Kelsey — Wed, 26 May 2010 11:16:43 +0000

Sadly this is not a joke but i had a laugh when i read this story and saw the pictures you think I’m lying read this article! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2987307/First-shocking-pictures-of-smoking-toddler-Ardi-Rizal.html

I’m A Groupie’s Groupie

Kelsey — Sun, 23 May 2010 04:38:46 +0000

Pamela Des Barres a.k.a Miss Pamela she’s is my idol! she’s the famous groupie from the 70’s she was like the virgin Mary of groupies! WHOA NELLY! She’s a storyteller she tells about her wild experiences with rock stars jimmy page of led zeppelin, Mick jagger and many MANY others she’s a hero to her fellow groupies young and old, She’s inspired many girls (and maybe guys) like me to believe in the music and some girls actually believed more into sleeping with the band to get closer and some of the groupies were my age when they slept with the likes of jimmy page & David bowie seriously i couldn’t believe when i read “lets spend the night together” that Elvira actually was a groupie before being famous as mistress of the dark! seriously some groupies are still at it today but just in it for the music and not the sex seriously girls today need to save themselves for marriage and not the cute lead vocalist of a band. Amen!